What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:48
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How do women feel when they are in love?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??